I was recently inspired by comedian Jimmy Fallon… He collaborated a list of “Books Not to Read”… I found it so funny that I went on a little hunt to find more of the like.

I have feelings of humor and bewilderment at the very fact that indeed these books made it to be published… so read on, here are a few books you should not read and for those of you with a closet dream to maybe one day write and publish your own book…. the sky is the limit… and here is proof ;)

#1

People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It

I don’t know what is creepier… the title of the book or the cover.

Enough said…

#2

I know what I am not doing this weekend…  building a Fancy Coffin.

This should be followed with a book that tells people what to look for if they suspect they have a psycho neighbor, some of the traits to look out for being

1) they have this book on their coffee table and

2) they have been building a fancy coffin in the garage …way into the late hours of the night.

#3

“Better a sweater from a dog you know and love than from a sheep you’ll never meet”

Shave your dog…save a sheep?

There we have it folks… ever wonder what to do with all that extra dog hair lying around???? 

#4

Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves: Featuring Over 150 Suicidal Pets! 

Anybody know of a good therapist?  Perhaps for the author.

… I wonder if the dog shaved to knit someone’s new sweater is in this book?

#5

The title of this book is fairly self explanatory, so if you ever need to know how to avoid getting run over by a huge ship… this book is for you!  

It’s funny that this book was written by a Captain who was tired of running over smaller boats… and please note this book is indeed a “Second Edition” … 

I guess this could be very useful information to someone somewhere out on the ocean… in a small boat that is located in front of a HUGE ship.